Yes I Can!
Waterbury (Google Maps location)
June 7, 2014
Some museums take hours to enjoy. Some take five minutes. The Beer Can Museum, located along the upper walls of the Highland Package Store in the Town Plot section of Waterbury would be the latter. Before I delve into my wholly unexciting experience at this museum, I must apologize for not having any background info on the place.
I totally forget where I learned about this one, but it was probably in late 2013 and it was online. I have a link saved, but it’s a dead link and I can’t seem to find anything else about it online. And that stinks, because I was pretty much relying on the info contained in that now-dead link to give us all some background information on this place.
You’d think I’d chat up the proprietors and talk about the genesis of the collection and why and when they decided to call it a museum. You’d think that I, as beer aficionado would be fascinated with the collection and have all sorts of interesting and probing questions about the museum.
You’d think wrong.
I was in a hurry, yes, but I also usually operate on the down low for these sorts of missions. This comes as a surprise to many readers, I know, but it’s just the way I am. So on my way out to the grand opening of the OEC Brewery out in Oxford, I swung off of I-84 into western Waterbury. I had to go to the Webster Bank ATM there – which I know is there due to my repeated trips to my friend Ed’s Lasting Brass home brewing brewery nearby – and decided to stop in to the museum.
As you’ve gleaned, this is a small neighborhood package store. (And if you’re not from these parts, our beer/wine/booze stores are called “package stores” and if you want to sound local at a brewery here you can say, “do you sell package?” and no one will think you sound like an idiot – even though you do. Though, if you’ve traveled around the country, you’ll find that there are many states with ludicrously horrible laws surrounding the sale of the variants of alcohol. Pennsylvania’s beer sales laws are a joke, New Hampshire has their state-run stores, some states have ABV limit laws and others like Oregon have separate liquor and beer stores.)
Officially making it a museum in CTMQ-World
The store itself is nothing special at all. The beer selection is pretty weak and I didn’t see many local breweries on offer at all. The one other customer during my visit picked up a Bud Light case and mentioned something about how he and his boys were going to get drunk later that day.
I was asked if I needed help and I said no, “I’m just poking around.” Later, when I wanted to take a picture in full view of the guys working there, I said, “I’m actually just interested in the beer cans.”
The guy said, “that’s fine.”
And thus ended my interaction with the creators and maintainers of the Beer Can Museum of Waterbury, Connecticut.
I did find another person’s experience up on the hill in Waterbury online… One which makes me laugh in light of my taking pictures inside the store. This woman is a photographer and her flickr photostream is a colletion of storefronts. She took a picture of the front of the Highland Package Store, here.
And here is what she says happened:
I took this while I was out for a walk on Saturday. As I continued on, the owner of the store came out, clearly not happy, and asked, “You taking pictures of my store?” He asked why and I told him and he went back inside.
I somehow avoided that uncomfortable situation.
There are a lot of empty (presumably) beer cans here at the Highland Package Store Beer Can Museum. Lots of old ones too, and I assume several have interesting backstories. Funny that, of the thousands of cans here, I was first drawn to the ol’ Gandhi Bot in the back room. The Power of the Bot is strong.
Lest you think this Beer Can Museum is somehow unique, it is not. Not even close. There are a ton of these collections around the country. Here’s one up near Boston and another cool one in Northampton, MA. And here’s a guy in our state, down in Stamford. (I’ve tried contacting him to no avail.)
And let’s be honest, there are tons of bars and breweries around the country with extensive beer can collections. But hey, the guy(s) at Highland Package Store put the word museum on their sign, so here I am.
They seem to have exhausted all the wall space for their museum. It was very well organized and presented neatly and I would bet that the guy who set it up probably knows pretty much what he has and where it resides. So I wonder if he frets about the fact that so many craft breweries are moving towards canning.
Heck, in the last 12 months in Connecticut, half of our breweries have added canning lines. It’s cheaper and easier and lighter to do and with improved technology, the beer does not suffer at all. (Several white whale “best in the country” beers like Heady Topper come in cans. So there.)
Sorry this page is kind of stupid. But then again, what more could I really say about a dusty collection of old beer cans anyway?
Hours: Normal package store hours, I’d assume
Food & Drink? Some good ‘hood Italian joints in the area
Children? not a good idea
You’ll like it if: I wonder if they have an in-store scavenger hunt…
You won’t like it if: Probably not. But they should.
For the Curious: